electricdoc:

alonelyangel6:

electricdoc:

thesweetandawesomeqinn:

electricdoc:

stabble1234:

electricdoc:

slendersummerseve:

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU



YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM



You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.



We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

electricdoc:

alonelyangel6:

electricdoc:

thesweetandawesomeqinn:

electricdoc:

stabble1234:

electricdoc:

slendersummerseve:

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

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YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

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You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

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We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

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(via black-and-red-until-im-dead)

  • college: Why should we accept you
  • me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
  • college: damn son you in

Hockey throughout the year

  • Summer: Fan base whose team won the Cup talks about how amazing the Cup run was. Fan base of every other team talks about how "next year is our year"
  • Pre-season: Find out which team is playing yours on opening night. Start trash talking them immediately. Continue throughout the pre-season.
  • First few weeks: Talk about how exciting all of those past year playoff rematches are going to be.
  • Next few weeks: Realize that they weren't that exciting at all.
  • Middle of the season: Settle into a comfortable pattern of either joy or misery. Depending on which one you're going through, say either "This is totally going to continue into the playoffs" or "The playoffs are months away, not worried"
  • All-Star Game: HOLD HANDS AND LOVE EVERYONE
  • End of the regular season: Start crunching numbers like you're a statistician, to figure out the seeding and how many games your team can lose and still make the playoffs.
  • If your team makes the playoffs: "We're making a deep run, this is our year"
  • If your team doesn't make the playoffs: Cry softly then decide which team you hate less to win.
  • Repeat every year until you die of a hockey induced heart attack.

radgoku:

please be stoked for your friends when they’ve accomplished something that they worked really hard at even if it’s the most boring ass thing your eyeballs have ever witnessed please please please for their sake just pretend to be excited

(via colberts-report)